I'd take the corkscrew and screw it in to the log beam going across my living room and have you hang on to it on your tip toes while I taped your hands to it, taped your mouth closed and spread your legs to accomodate your new glass dildo. (wine bottle).


earphones, label maker, sunglasses.

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