1. Despite growing stress, I'm feeling pretty good today

2. I'm on day two of "no coffee", and haven't killed or maimed anyone yet.

2. I think I'll shop for shoes today. I'll be the mother of the bride in less than a week, so I guess it's time to find some.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~