Oh my gawd this thread is tooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ROFLMAO!!!!!!
okay okay I can do this while holding my hurting stomach from laughing so hard.
Take the bottle opener to pop the top on my beer and drink it while I'm sticking that cork up your ass.





ear plugs, chip clips, padlock

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