WOndering why I am a bottomless pit of hunger....and dammit I am NOT pregnant! (you have to have sex first...which is hard when your S/O is 2200 miles away!)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney