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Old 08-01-2004, 02:03 AM
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•How many hobbits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Well, it takes twenty because:

Three to find a ladder that reaches up to the sky
Seven to find a lightbulb in the dark halls of stone
Nine to steady the ladder so the one on top doesn't die
One to install the lightbulb, on the ladder, all alone
In a land called The Shire, where very few shadows lie.

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