I ripped open the condom package and the damn thing flew through the air like it had been shot out of a canon!!

He whispered softly in my ear

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi