So To Speak.......


A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding--A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.