As the king begins to rise, and as the Bells start tolling midnight, the doors to the hall burst open.

There stands the final prince. His clothing is tattered, he is coverd in mud, blood and gore. over his shoulder he carries a huge, furry sack, which he places at the kings feet.

"What is the meaning of this!" the king shouts "How dare you come to my daughters birthday party in such a state?"

The young prince begins to speak, but the king continues:
"And how dare you disgust my guests with this ghastly, greusome......thing! I ask for ping-pong balls and you bring me...THIS!

The prince steps back, looks surprised and shouts:
"Ping-pong balls??? I thought you said King Kongs Balls"

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