I kind of did ... well sorta. It was in Muscatine, IA and my wife and I were staying at a fantasy motel where the room we were had a "living room" made to look like a football field with green "grass" carpet and walls painted to look like fans looking down. There was a wet bar, if I remember correctly, made to look like the tailgate of a pickup truck. Really kind of cute.

I've never been in an Egyptian pyramid.