hang on let me get my wedding band off.......
just a minute my baby needs his diaper changed....
let me move the wifes' wardrobe......

or my personal favourite (yes i've heard it)
"I'm not really gay.. i'm not a lezbo or anything its just an experiment!"

BLEH

Always
Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.