<blushes> I put the wrong sheets on the guest bed (yes, they *did* have chocolate stains on them...from an evening involving cherry port and Hershey's kisses) and had to explain the stains to my mom.

Yes, you now know more about the evening than she ever will, thank God. Although I am sorry for you.

Ever had to tell a parent a little fib about your sex life?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney