Good Sir,

May I offer a tiny bit of insight? It would seem you have stumbled into what maybe the nesting of vespula. Surely a gentle fellow of your apparent breeding recognizes that the probing of a laceration does not constitute tickling. I heartily recommend descending from the throne of pomp to don your skirmish cladding. Perhaps the inclusion of the abrasive refinishing of Felis rufus in the constraints of a communication cubical would prove a preferable option.


(for the rest of us...
I just told [whoever may consider in this “general chat” format] he’d be better off trying to sandpaper a bobcat’s ass in a telephone booth than fucking with Sharni)

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