Who'd buy it? I'm assuming you mean to the devil (and I know I should never assume anything...but here I go again) and one would have to believe in a devil to sell him/her something.....so NO! *geezzzzz....even I can't make sense of that rigamarole*

Would you ever pretend to be handicapped to get a better parking spot?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~