Not having ever been anywhere more tropical than Florida, I would have to choose somewhere like St. Croix or St. Thomas.

I would want a long stretch of beach just to me and my wife. Me and Mrs. Fang could romp naked on the beach, swim in the surf, sip tropical drinks, and get stoned watching the sun set on the ocean.

Damn, I need to save up for a vacation...

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