A woman walked into a bridal store, and said to the clerk, "I am getting married again, and I need a white dress." The clerk tries to explain to her that that goes against tradition that you only where white the first time. The lady said, "I'm still a virgin, so I most certainly can wear white." The clerk asks, "How can you be a virgin and you've been married three times?" The lady explains, "My first husband was a therapist and all he ever did was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector and he always. ....damn, let's just say I'll miss him!"

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