A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of Martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender felt compelled to ask: "Why do you keep doing that?" "Because," slurred the man, "my wife sent me out for a jar of olives."

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White