A guy walked into a bar and ordered a double scotch, bourbon on the rocks and a triple vodka. He said to the bartender: "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got." "Why, what have you got?" Thirty cents."

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White