Bike shorts. And I never understand them walking around town in them. Ranks up there with Speedo's at the beach. I don't think I can see myself in a three piece suit anymore.

Dadaist, I am forced to shop at the Gap and Club Monico because every other retailer in our malls have dropped my size waist.

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