Classic Toast:

Ingredients:
Bread (white or wheat)
butter or margarine
jam or jelly

Place 1 slice bread in toaster. Push lever down. When toast begins to rise, carefully remove from toaster. Lightly whip butter. Spread favorite toppings with broad, even knife strokes.

Makes 1 serving.

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