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You know you are addicted to coffee when

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house

the Taster Choise couple wants to adopt you

you don't sweat, you percolate

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey