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I swerve for cats.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....

...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....

(They were screaming "Stop reading that insanely long bumper

sticker and watch the road!!!")

Montana --- At least our cows are sane!

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