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The gene pool could use a little chlorine

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy"

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)

LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

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