07-11-2003, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Little Johnny's school got a new teacher. This new teacher was an atheist and proud of it. In fact, he was always talking about it, and since the kids were fairly young, he intimidated them.
One day he boldly announced, "My mother was an atheist, my father was an atheist and I'm an atheist. How many in this room atheists?"
The kids were all afraid of the new teacher, so they all raised their hands -- all except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked him, "Well, what are you then?"
Little Johnny said, "I'm a Christian. My mother is a Christian, my father is a Christian and I'm a Christian too."
The teacher then sarcastically snarled, "If your mother was a moron and your father was a moron, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny thought for a moment and meekly replied, "I guess that would make me an atheist."
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