07-10-2003, 08:52 PM
|
 |
<----Snappin' Pussy
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
|
|
|
Little Johnny had never had sex in his life, so his buddy Billy told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He agrees.
Later, Little Johnny's in a room with the girl. She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?"
Little Johnny says, quite honestly, "No."
She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again, "Now do you know what I want?"
Again he answers, "No."
She spreads her legs spread-eagled across the bed and asks him the same question again, "Now do you know what I want?"
Little Johnny answers, "Yeah. You want the whole fuckin' bed to yourself."
__________________
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
|