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On opening day, a New York Yankee's scout brought a horse with him to add to the starting line-up! The coach asked, "What did you bring that horse here for?" The scout replied, "Wait until you see him bat." All the players were laughing until the horse came to bat. The horse grabbed the bat in its mouth, and everyone got quiet and stared at the horse. The pitcher threw the ball toward home plate, and surprisingly the horse hit the ball out of Yankee Stadium! Then the horse just stood there and didn't move. The coach yelled at the scout to tell the horse to run to first base. The scout looked back at the coach and said, "If the horse could run, he'd be at Belmont!"

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