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A hunter ran into a bear in the woods. The hunter immediately fell to his knees in fear and buried his face in his hands. Nothing happened and the bear was silent. The hunter slowly peeped through his fingers and saw the bear staring at him with a curious look. The hunter then whispered in a trembling voice, “Dear God, please make this bear a Christain bear!” Suddenly, the bear fell to its knees and looked down toward the ground. The hunter asked the bear, "What are you doing?!" The bear then growled, “I’m saying grace!”

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