only a few thousand more and I am done with this thread (10k is my limit )...

6002...

and now for more bad jokes (I'm not at the bottom of the page I am stealing them from)

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White