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The Potato family sat down to dinner. Missy Potato looked at her parents and said, "Mom and Dad, I have big announcement. I'm going to get married!" The happy Momma Potato asked, "Who is he, dear?!" Missy Potato replied, "I'm going to marry Peter Jennings!" Without hesitation, Poppa Potato jumped up at screamed, "NO! I won't allow it! No daughter of mine will ever be allowed to marry him! Missy Potato started crying and asked, "Why Daddy?! Peter Jennings is such a nice man and he will provide for me well!" Poppa Potato responded, "That may be true, but Peter Jennings is just a commentator!"

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