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The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well-behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The general manager of the ballclub was a little leery of this. The recreational director asked, "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let them in?" The general manager agreed. The group of inmates came into the office and sat down. The recreational director shouted, "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. He then shouted, "Sit down, nuts!" Everyone sat down. He then shouted, "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the general manager let agreed to let them into the game. In the third inning, the general manager heard a tremendous commotion! People were in a panic! He asked what happened and was told that someone had yelled, "Peanuts!"

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