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I can not vouch for these, but if any of them are true then I am going to be one healthy person

The Healthy Reasons to Drink Beer

Moderate beer drinkers are less likely to die from a heart attack.
Beer helps improve blood circulation
Beer is the least intoxicating among all alcoholic drinks
Beer makes you livelier.
Beer is easily digestible
Beer is fat free
Beer helps you sleep better
Beer is less fattening than milk

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