True. Tap pants. They cover a secret place, they look sexy, and they allow access.

The person below me enjoys taking a nicely made bed and turning it into a mess.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey