Come on down to Caaaaaaarazy Eddies! We have the dishwasher that can hold your load!

"Ladies.......Why wash a dildo individually after each use? With our large capacity washers, you can pull out all the toys for those times when one orifice filled just isn't enough. Why.....you could even invite your friends to bring all of their toys and have a masterbating festival like no one else on the block. And when the dildo fest is over, and when all the juices have ceased to flow, just load all.......I said ALL....the toys in our large capacity diswasher, and in one fell swoop.....every glazed Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend) will be sparkling clean and sanitized"!

So, come on down to Caaaaaaarazy Eddies! The place where the loads are bigger and our advertising stoops to any level!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~