I came across a twisted version of Cheeseburger in Paradise....

It’s hard to defend my carnivorous habits
Everyone’s a veggie these days
Gotta’ watch what I eat
And avoid the red meat
It’s cloggin’ up my arteries
I’m putting on weight

Last night I had a terrible dream
Woke me up right out of my sleep
But when pulled into the drive through
To grab that treat
Got a big warm bun
And a bad piece of meat
Cheeseburger with parasites
It looked awful tasty but something ain’t right
E-Coli topped with an onion slice
I gotta cheeseburger with parasites

Hidin’ underneath the lettuce and tomata
A high-divin’ act in my French fried potato
Tummy’s got a tickle and I’m feeling queer
Well, Good God Almighty, I got a bum steer

Cheeseburger with parasites
They’re awful small but they’re not very nice
A burger that rare is a roll of the dice
Could be a cheeseburger with parasites
I gotta’ cheeseburger with parasites
Give me a cheeseburger with parasites

Hidin’ underneath the lettuce and tomata
A high-divin’ act in my French fried potata
Clingin’ to my pickle, it’s a cold, wet spear
Good God Almighty, I got a bum steer

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these