Here are some rather itneresting news reports:

Weightlifting commentator @ the Olympic Snatch & Jerk:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up & it was amazing!"

Ted Walsh- horse racing commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse & I speak from experience since I once mounted her mother."

Grand Prix race announcer:
"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

Greg Norman- pro golfer:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother & father."

Ringside boxing analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries & even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Baseball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot & the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

BBC TV boat race trophy ceremony 1988;
"Ah, isn't that nice? The wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, college football:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

US Open TV commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls & kisses them... oh! what have I just said?"