Well, you see, LS, that's not really possible. Lil's ass is kind of a time share. So it's already half and half. (I claimed the right half. )

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these