Santa will give you a lump of coal and let you chose what to do with it.
Burn it and you have power or put it under a high pressure and heat for a long time and turn it into a diamond. Then you can chose if you want to use it to get money or women.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell