If I looked like a hot guy for a day...with the penis....

I'd go to work and see if I was more successful at my job.

After work, I'd go home and stroke it. Then I'd want to try doggie style and 69. I'd love to see what those would feel like from the guy's side.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney