A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart and the
husband picks up a case of Michelob
and puts it in their shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so
they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the
wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Michelob and it's half
the price'.

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