An officer and an enlisted man were at the base barber shop.

On completion of his haircut, the officer was asked if he wanted a splash of cologne.

"MY god NO, d'you want my wife to think I've been to a brothel?"

The enlisted man, finished at the same time, answered, "Splash it on, my wife doesn't know what a brothel smells like."

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