My mom. I was talking to her on the phone and she said to make sure to keep a good eye on Gabby, the mommy cat, because it's Springtime and she may want to get pregnant again. Then she said, "Oh well, I didn't mean that I think she's a floozy or anything."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus