My neighbor Frieda did it again today. She likes to call me up if she sees a cat sitting at my front door so I can put food out for them. Well, this afternoon she calls me and says, "IowaMan, there's a two-legged pussy who wants to see you at the end of the sidewalk." Her way of telling me to come outside and meet her in the street so she can give me some Valentine's candy.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus