I had a couple of pretty good laughs today actually. The first one came courtesy of nutworld in an email. He wrote to me to let me know that after watching the congressional hearing on steroid use today that he called the office of one of the representatives and let them know that their boss is, " a dipshit."

The second one is also from my love of baseball but came from an article in a preseason magazine. The article is a satiric look at the upcoming season and the entry for what will happen on Aug. 30 absolutely cracked me up:

"With the Cardinals falling out of the NL Central Division title race, manager Tony LaRussa holds a press conference to announce that he can prove with geometric logic that Scott Rolen stole the team's missing strawberries."

Yeah I'm a baseball geek I know but that reference to one of my all-time favorite movie scenes just cracked me up.

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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