Holding out for a Penis
(Hero)
Not quite by Bonnie Tyler ... more like Dicksbro
Where have all the good cocks gone
And where are all the rods?
Where are all the street-wise Pricks
To fill the waiting broads?
Isn’t there a mighty prick upon a fiery steed?
Late at night she tosses and turns and dreams of what she needs
"I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'till the end of the night
It's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be standing upright.
I need a penis
I’m holding out for a penis 'till the morning light
It’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life!"