Being told that my kitten is "a typical" man because when he went pee he went right over the edge of the litter box and onto the floor.


The look on his face was absolutely priceless as he went to cover it up only to find that there wasn't anything to cover. He then looked back under his tail as if to check to see if he could determine what happened.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus