I'm not really sure how to create time but this is pretty close to all I learned about the energy part of your situation:

http://ghlin2.greenhills.net/~apatter/general.html

Doesn't really say how to create energy but I figured it would be better to go scientific than to send you batteries or a generator.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Would another plea for you to pace yourself be just wasting my time?

What in the world are we gonna do with you dear?

........ hmmm, my mind is now wandering.

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