Top 10 Reasons I should Get Laid Tonight

10. I've been a good girl all day

9. See #10

8. Nothing better to do

7. I bought groceries

6. I donated $200 to charity today

5. It was dark, I am drunk, and I don't know what I am doing

4. I'm wearing one of my classic thongs

3. I don't have any wisdom either

2. It's better than doing vacuuming - which is what I should be doing

1. See #10

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney