OK, I've just read a lot of books and they all point to this:

If you can't decide on a name, it means you haven't bonded properly.

I flipped through the book further and it stressed this fact:

SHIP THE PUPPY TO TORONTO, CANADA

ONLY STEPH CAN GIVE IT THE NAME IT DESERVES

Sorry, Teddy. It's a fact. PM me for details on how to get this puppy to Toronto. If I don't receive a PM in five minutes, I will call the authorities. There are authorities somewhere that will take the dog and make sure he's with me. Don't think I'm bluffing. Solon Sr. is already chomping at the bit. OK, so he's sleeping and twitching in his sleep but I KNOW he's going to turn into a guard dog and we're ready to have a major international issue here.

If you know what's best for you, the dog will be in Toronto by sunset.