A letter I got in the mail this morning (forgot to go to the post office yesterday) from my mom. Actually it took me from smiling to laughing and then when I finished I had a couple of tears in my eyes. But mom made me laugh by getting me to think of our old great dane and how he used to love pizza.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus