No apology necessary for the long answer. I'm the guy who can make a true/false answer into two paragraphs.

Sometimes I'll put on the swimming trunks and just sit out in a lawn chair with a good book and work on the tan but not all that often.

Do you have a family portrait taken every few years?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus