Phone call from one of my friends asking if I wanted to go out to dinner with him and his girlfriend later on. After I told him that I would, he decided to tell me that his girlfriend was bringing a friend of hers along too. "Oh, but we're not trying to set you guys up or anything. She's a pretty good looking lady though, I think you'd like her." He cracks me up.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus